I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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