I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I party with great urgency now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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