Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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