New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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