Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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