You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
This house was built for laser tag.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Two words: blizzard sex
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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