roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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