My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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