By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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