so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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