Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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