why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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