their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Randomize
