yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
