she was so not down for the gang bang
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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