Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
