If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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