new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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