True but thats because hes a fetus.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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