playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
