Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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