He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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