dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He kissed a someone with a penis
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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