ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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