Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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