just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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