Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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