i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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