We named our party play list daddy issues
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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