Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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