where am i from again
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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