hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
