It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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