Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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