So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
