So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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