That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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