I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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