Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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