I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
