I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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