You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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