Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.