I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.