There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
They have beer where we have blood.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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