Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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