On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
that is very illegal...i love you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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