How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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