how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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