Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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