'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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