I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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