she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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