so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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