Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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